Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
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  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
  • Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt

Certified Not On Any List Tee — Funny Political / Tax Humor T-Shirt
$36.33
ColorWhite
Size

Some people are worried about whether their name is on the list.

You’re worried about whether your card will decline at checkout.

This shirt is for the proudly middle class.

The ones in the wrong tax bracket to ever be invited anywhere suspicious.

✔ No private jets

✔ No secret islands

✔ No yacht club memberships

✔ Definitely not on any list

Just vibes, sarcasm, and a sense of humor.

Certified Not On Any List.

Please check the size chart carefully. Because each shirt is made to order, we cannot accept returns for wrong size selection.
Product description
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Soft, breathable cotton with clean, confident text—this tee speaks with quiet humor. The front reads a clipped declaration with a subtle secondary line, while the back amplifies the message in bold, block type. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and keeps its shape through daily wear, so the attitude remains as crisp as the print. Wear it to meetings, casual meet-ups, or wherever you want to send a restrained, clever signal without saying too much. It layers easily under jackets and sweaters and washes well without losing its edge.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for sharp, detailed front/back and sleeve designs
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean